the evils of noodles

So today I had my day all planned out,

I was going to have 1 rice cake for brekky, some sliced pepper and reduced fat houmus after my standard tuesday nap (usually from 1 til 4, lol) and then a stir fry at 6.

So I had my rice cake before college, and when I got in my Grandma told me there was a reporter coming round in an hour from the Daily Express.

Bit of explanation required here I guess haha, my Granddad used to be kinda famous in the 60s, and he is marrying for the 4th time. He did an interview about it in the paper and the same paper wanted an article on my Grandma (his 1st wife)'s reactions. And as I live with her and was in I decided to casually join in and have my picture in the paper. We totally slated his 4th fiance, who is 42 years younger than him, abusive and a total gold digger and is in no sense of the word good for him, whatever delusions he may be under. This has, inevitably, caused a HUGE family row.

But the point of this story was that it stopped me from being able to have a nap, and stopped my Grandma from going shopping when she planned.

So when I got in we were out of houmus, so I had 2 more rice cakes.

And when she did go shopping I had pepper and houmus, and some olives.

And then I had the hugest stir fry

And then I had a creme egg.

And when I weighed myself I was 47.4kg

So I threw it all up in the sink whilst I was running a bath, attractively.

And after that I was 47kg.

I mean how fucking hard is it? My stomach is not my ruler.

It really can't be that hard to control your own actions.

Tomorrow I'm having 2 rice cakes and a weight watchers cheese cake.

And nothing else.

Not even an olive.

Or a grape.

Or a nut.

Or a fucking malteser.

It's really not that difficult.

It can't possibly be.

I was so strong in the first few weeks.

Oh and, if anyone sees the article or works out who I'm related to, please don't be all 'ooh I follow her blog.'

Cos if it got out in public/ my fam found out by some totally crazy freak incident, it really wouldn't be great for me.

Hope everyone else has had a better food day

THINSPO:

decided on something a bit more wintery for today, as I've been doing so rubbishly and it's freezing out.

:(

bye xxx