It's going to sound really stupid trying to explain this whilst sounding sane tho.
And I need to make up some fun initially pseudonyms for people first:
JW = my best friend at uni
SS & FM = other uni friends who are also JW's flatmates, it was FMs birthday yesterday too.
AH = one of the boys who is also from their flat.
OK, so we started off the night all playing ring of fire up in JW etc's flat with everyone who lives there and all the usuals that we go out with, but about ten minutes before we were due to leave JW disappeared off to her room and didn't come back. I thought she might just be in the loo or something but as everyone started leaving it got obvious that she wasn't coming, as she'd been moaning that she hated the bop, so I went to persuade her to come.
No one else bothered to wait for me but SS called JW whilst I was in her room and was like, hurry the fuck up and JW was like, wait for Zaz.
The Bop is in a hall on the other campus which is like a 10min walk down the main road and so I set off to try catch up with the others, I called SS and she said they were at the cash machines, but halfway to our gate I realised I'd forgotten my coat and I had to call JW to let me back in to her flat and get it. At this point I called SS again and told her I'd forgotten my coat, and she very drunkenly said to hurry up and they'd meet me in the queue. I got a teensy bit up the main road and I saw AH coming back towards the flats, he was all, 'did you see any backy when you went back for your coat?' and I was like, 'you've come all the way back just for backy?' and he was like 'yeah.' And then I was like, 'well can I come with you cos I don't wanna walk on my own?' and he went 'yeah sure' then just ran off back to the flats without me, which I quite obviously could't do as well in my enormous shoes.
I figured I'd wait for him to come back passed then walk with him but I was there for ages and I started to feel like a tit so I started walking and after a bit I heard AH come up behind me, obviously on the phone to the other lads saying, 'yeah I'll be 5 minutes I'm on my way now!' then he just looked at me, went, 'hey babe' and ran off again! By this point it was like midnight and I wasn't even sure if they were still letting people in. I tried calling SS and FM but I couldn't get hold of them and I didn't want to just turn up and not be able to find anyone. I thought they might call me back so I sat on a grass verge and decided to give it 5 minutes but they didn't and my knees were muddy so I cried for a bit and then went back to my flat.
I know this sounds deeply over dramatic, but I could have died on the way for all they know. Like the last person to see me was AH when I was quite obviously walking there. Is nobody even remotely concerned?
Anyway, one of my best friends from home is coming down today and we're staying in and making cocktails, SS and FM said they wanted to come and I'm still going to invite them down, although I doubt they actually want to.
Oh and also, don't try and eat beansprouts on their own. It's disgusting.
Oh dear that was very long.
Thinspo:
love love xxx
4 comments:
I agree, beansprouts are gross alone.
That's one hell of a hectic night, I guess now you know the Bop is just one of those things that never works out eh.
You'll know for next time!
xox
Oh and GLORIOUS job on 45.5kg. You probably look fantastic and very omnomnomnom :) <3
I'm so sorry for all the panic and drama. Blah!
In the meantime, I found a link for those meatless products I was telling you about. Here is their website: http://www.lightlife.com/health.jsp
They seem to only carry them in the U.S., though. Perhaps you could order something online.
Here is one site that offers vegan products to British customers. There are some meat replacers among the products listed.
Hope you find what you need! :)
P.S.: I also found this recipe to make your own "tuna-friendly tuna":
[sorry for comment overload.]
Ingredients
1 Cup Chickpeas (Garbanzos) cooked according to instructions (or a tin of)
Big slice of onion, diced into small bits
2-3 dill pickles (gherkins) diced into small chunks
1-2-3 tbsp Vegan mayo
1-2-3 tsp fresh lemon juice
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Method
Mash the chickpeas with a potato masher - you want this to be lumpy so don't go overboard.
Add the onion and ghekin, give it a mix.
Add the mayo, lemon juice and salt and pepper and Bob's yer uncle!
The mayo, lemon juice and salt and pepper really need to be adjusted to taste and to please yourself.
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