It's a god awful film, it could have been brilliant and the concept was great but that ginge woman he's in love with is a such an irritating stuck up bitch that I just can't sympathise with them at all. She was good thinspo tho. Also the dialogue is dreadful and when he ends up being a toddler with dementia on the roof it becomes clear that the whole thing has just gone too far.
Anyway, halfway through the movie my mum called me up to tell me that surprise, surprise, dickhead married boyfriend has 'left his wife'. Again. She said she was going off to meet him in Travelodge (romantic) and then told me that although he has a secret phone which he uses to contact her, she had inexplicably tried to call his usual phone, which he had left at home, from the private landline which is just for my room.
So obviously his wife had seen the miss call and called the number back to find out where he was as he'd just run off, and so my mum kept hanging up on her and then unplugged my phone, and she told me that when I plug it back in if they phone again I have to put on a funny voice and pretend not to be me.
So I am now having to answer my phone in a Yorkshire accent.
Hello I'm from a normal, well adjusted family.
Not.
Anyway, today my self-imposed calorie limit is 400cals
(@Sofia - I've just completely made up some random calorie amounts for the next few days because I'm not starting ABC til I go back to uni or I'll fail at it)
I've eaten 2 scrambled egg whites which is 34cals so far today, and I'm going to Wetherspoons tonight with my friends so I'm going to eat there and they have these low cal noodles you can get which I think are like 325cals or something?
I'm not entirely sure but they def aren't enough to take me over 400.
Oooooh and also, I was shopping with my friend today and we found these packets of instant noodles with only 94cals per packet in one of those shops that just sells loads of completely unconnected rubbish with nice patterns on, like pegs and cards and pretend antlers. It was 3 for £1 and I'm deffo gonna stock up on loads before I go back to uni, they'll be amazing for 100 and 200 cal days on ABC.
Anyway,
that's enough ramble for today.
thinspo:
loveydovey doo dahs
xxx
3 comments:
Oh I honestly do love your blog :) :) I hope things at home go well for you. And that pasta sounds to die for, I'm gonna try and find it now... I'm in england too, what is it called? <3
lovely thinspo and thank for answering. im sorry to hear that you mother wants to go back to that person though. :/
stay lovely. <3
That is a drama boy. People are wrong when they say you leave drama behind with highschool. Just plain freaking wrong.
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