You'll never get to heaven in a baked beans tin cos a baked beans tin's got baked beans in.

Tired.

Went shopping today with my friend.

We had an argument in Marks and Spencers because she wanted to split one of those £10 meal deals.

I said it had too many calories.

She said it comes with a free bottle of wine.

I said I wasn't drinking tonight.

She said don't bother coming then.

I said I won't then.

Silence.

Then she said, I'm sorry, please come tonight.

I said OK but I don't HAVE to drink.

We're going out for this girls birthday.

I'm not drinking

1) because alcohol = calories

and

2) being hungry is so much harder to ignore with a hangover

I wish I had some pills.

Some chavs threw bits of receipt at us for the whole bus journey home.

It was like being in year 9 again.

Ate too much today, my limit was 200 but I've had:

2 rice cakes w/low fat cream cheese 82cals

Small tin of baked beans 159cals

241cals

I wore some jeans today that I bought before I started this.

They were tight when I bought them, but I thought, well I'll loose weight and then they'll fit.

They were falling down today.

My stomach still looks just as enormous as it ever did tho.

Better get in the shower.

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